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(via plasticpalmtrees) It’s always a little exciting when...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:29:48 -0400

It’s always a little exciting when I find out that a celebrity I admire has something in common with me.

hey-moon: jacob-: Sorry I haven’t posted good stuff in a...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:57:34 -0400

jacob-:

Sorry I haven’t posted good stuff in a while. I’m still in Vegas and promise left stuff when I get back to jersey. I’m at treasure island right now

While you’re still in Las Vegas, you should check out Roberto’s and/or Capriotti’s. Both places are reallyyy good. And Angelina’s if you’re near one. And there’s this really good Thai restaurant on Las Vegas Blvd, toward the Stratosphere Hotel.

/food suggestions

I’m all about Roberto’s when it’s 4am and I need a chile relleno burrito.

Even better than Kanye’s tweets: Aziz Ansari’s...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:33:00 -0400

Even better than Kanye’s tweets: Aziz Ansari’s predictions of Kanye’s tweets.

(via yeahtucker) I’m enjoy the pictures, but be honest,...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:09:41 -0400

(via yeahtucker)

I’m enjoy the pictures, but be honest, Tucker. You’re just really horny today, aren’t you?

givingupthegun:heckyesmatthewgoode:kirrsch:ladyherpderp |...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:10:33 -0400

givingupthegun:heckyesmatthewgoode:kirrsch:ladyherpderp | sameolddance | warningdontreadthis

It’s embarrassing the number of really shitty movies I have watched just to look at this man. I don’t which made me hate myself more, Leap Year or Chasing Liberty.

Toto - Africa [Toto Member] Jeff explains the idea behind the...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:14:00 -0400

Toto - Africa

[Toto Member] Jeff explains the idea behind the song: “…A white boy is trying to write a song on Africa, but since he’s never been there, he can only tell what he’s seen on TV…”

drawing-cowboys: blissed: I have a real problem with girls calling other girls whorish or slutty...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:47:50 -0400

drawing-cowboys:

blissed:

I have a real problem with girls calling other girls whorish or slutty for being more sexually open than they are. There’s nothing wrong with sucking dick or taking it up the ass love, and I hope for your sake you find that out sooner rather than later.

thank you.

up kat’s butt reblog 2010

(but really i totally agree)

plasticpalmtrees:caffrin25:goodlyrottenapple:(via...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:16:58 -0400

plasticpalmtrees:caffrin25:goodlyrottenapple:(via waitingfor-atrain)

Way to be cavalier about JGL’s self-esteem issues, Tumblr. He’s probably purging right now.

Today, like many people, I’m going to ignore the vast and crushing problems in my life and...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:11:15 -0400

Today, like many people, I’m going to ignore the vast and crushing problems in my life and instead get drunk and binge while watching shit I have illegally pirated on my computer. Here is what I have on my list. Feedback and suggestions welcome.

Red Riding Trilogy
Jonestown: The Life and Death of the People’s Temple
As Good as Dead
Black Crescent Moon
Poirot: Appointment with Death
Murder at the Gallup
Gleaming the Cube
Twin Peaks (the rest of season 2 and Fire Walk With Me)
Pornography
pornography
Hot Tub Time Machine
Manson (the 1973 documentary)
Greenburg

I’m pretty suspicious of how happy Athena is right now. I...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:33:19 -0400

I’m pretty suspicious of how happy Athena is right now. I think she’s up to something. LIKE BEING CUTE.

This is the DUMBEST SHIT I've read on ONTD in a while:

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:58:00 -0400

barbiepussy:

“idk, i am straight and fascinated by gay culture. everything i find interesting is considered “queer.” i watch gay themed movies and listen to music that is stereotypically gay, i pay attention to fashion and worship the divas, i take gay rights issues to heart and feel personally offended by gay attacks. i sort of think james is similar. i think you can be queer, without being queer. that probably doesn’t make sense to people but i identify more as gay than straight even though i am not necessarily attracted to the same sex.”

i identify more as gay than straight even though i am not necessarily attracted to the same sex. i identify more as gay than straight even though i am not necessarily attracted to the same sex.

No this person is totally legit! I have a similar thing where I identify more as black even though I’m white! I really like listening to Kanye West and one time my friend and I took the train to Oakland for an As game. Plus I really feel bad about Rodney King! That might not make sense to people, but I think you can be an oppressed minority without being an oppressed minority merely through exoticizing and mimicking the stereotypes of their culture.

Photo

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:49:00 -0400

"My mom has me on a tight leash and she’s being real protective so I gotta watch what I do. The girls..."

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:25:27 -0400

“My mom has me on a tight leash and she’s being real protective so I gotta watch what I do. The girls show up wearing nothing sometimes or flash. I can’t lie, I’m 16, I don’t hate it.”

- Justin Bieber (via synecdoche)

Moody Blues - In Your Wildest Dreams Tumblr was a real bastard...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:08:59 -0400

Moody Blues - In Your Wildest Dreams

Tumblr was a real bastard about uploading this earlier.

James Roday, Steve Franks Promise 'Twin Peaks' Episode Of 'Psych'

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:44:55 -0400

James Roday, Steve Franks Promise 'Twin Peaks' Episode Of 'Psych'

otp

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:30:10 -0400

otp

I’ve decided to update my Facebook with a more honest list for my “Activities and...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:30:00 -0400

I’ve decided to update my Facebook with a more honest list for my “Activities and Interests”. Here’s what I currently have:

Going for long drives
Music
Pop culture
Animals
Portmanteaux
Road trips

And here is a much more accurate list:

Eating other people’s food and then denying it later
That “Dynamite” song by Taio Cruz
Lying in bed with my clothes on in the middle of the day
Hanging out with my pets so I’m not technically drinking alone
Illegally pirating things. Lots and lots of things.

truly amazing single star Amazon reviews of classic literary works

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:43:00 -0400

truly amazing single star Amazon reviews of classic literary works:

Novel: To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee

“I don’t see why this book is so fabulous. I would give it a zero. I find no point in writing a book about segregation, there’s no way of making it into an enjoyable book. And yes I am totally against segregation.”

Wait what? Dry lightning?

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:29:05 -0400

kelela:

A CRITICAL THUNDERSTORM PATTERN WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THIS EVENING. THUNDERSTORMS WILL PRODUCE ABUNDANT DRY LIGHTNING FOR THE LOWER ELEVATIONS OF NORTHEASTERN CALIFORNIA AND WESTERN NEVADA.

THUNDERSTORMS MAY HAVE SOME MODERATE TO LOCALLY HEAVY PRECIPITATION IN THE CORES…BUT FAST STORM MOTIONS WILL PROVIDE ABUNDANT DRY LIGHTNING STRIKES ON STORM PERIPHERIES AND THE THREAT OF NUMEROUS NEW FIRE STARTS.

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Wait WHAT? [Again, I know.] And winds up to 50MPH?!? Wow.

Yeah, we’re getting some crazy wind here in Nevada! Dry lightening sounds nutso (but not as bad as greased lightening so I’m not too worried).

Fuck it. Maybe I'll take a nap too. I've got nothing else to do.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:54:12 -0400

(via brave-slut)

yep.