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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>One day my log will have something to say about this.</description><title>sweaterjunkie</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sweaterjunkie)</generator><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/</link><item><title>Photos from “The Nebraska Store”, located in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7pgnFfrB1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7pgnFfrB1qzwe28o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7pgnFfrB1qzwe28o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Photos from “The Nebraska Store”, located in downtown Lincoln. I was a little uneasy, too.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/16595342121</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/16595342121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:28:52 -0500</pubDate><category>lincoln</category><category>nebraska</category><category>creepy levels of state pride</category></item><item><title>kitschyliving:

“You are bidding on a beautiful real frog...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5c2fgTrI1qfvuj8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kitschyliving.tumblr.com/post/15152877371/you-are-bidding-on-a-beautiful-real-frog"&gt;kitschyliving&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“You are bidding on a beautiful real frog taxidermy holding a beautiful wood ashtray”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/15160597362</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/15160597362</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:18:43 -0500</pubDate><category>i think this is a toad?</category></item><item><title>for macbeths</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmkgkR9d71qzcl64o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;for &lt;a href="http://macbeths.tumblr.com"&gt;macbeths&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14719612975</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14719612975</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 08:00:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Board gaming for the 1%</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7ofmgQLe1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Board gaming for the 1%&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14703224147</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14703224147</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:17:50 -0500</pubDate><category>stock market</category><category>why does this exist</category><category>board games</category><category>bored games?</category><category>occupy wallstreet</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgjjzOTQ41qjka3ao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14690121077</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14690121077</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:38:07 -0500</pubDate><category>christians</category><category>entitlement</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>privilege</category><category>religion</category></item><item><title>tadanobuasano:


Berlinale 2006

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkx3lR0Gl1qh0lyio1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tadanobuasano.tumblr.com/post/14664507499/berlinale-2006"&gt;tadanobuasano&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Berlinale 2006&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14665442016</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14665442016</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 05:58:12 -0500</pubDate><category>Tadanobu Asano</category><category>actor</category><category>japanese</category><category>Thor</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7poxFicQ1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14655895689</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14655895689</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:07:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gpoy holiday season edish</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbpdog4fs1qzwe28o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;gpoy holiday season edish&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14604135098</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14604135098</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:37:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mom $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wander7ust.tumblr.com/post/14601590445/you-saw-a-shirt-for-97-you-didnt-have-the-cash-so"&gt;wander7ust&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://choicesnchances.tumblr.com/post/14580869783/you-saw-a-shirt-for-97-you-didnt-have-the-cash-so"&gt;choicesnchances&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothing-bad-ever-happens-in-utah.tumblr.com/post/10433781963/you-saw-a-shirt-for-97-you-didnt-have-the-cash-so"&gt;nothing-bad-ever-happens-in-utah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://infectionate.tumblr.com/post/10394761687"&gt;infectionate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-fifth-marauder.tumblr.com/post/9262113816"&gt;the-fifth-marauder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="216" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprdgmNL3n1qbevpx.jpg" width="261"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpuhwd6ubn1qhbr0d.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The real mystery here is why the HELL would you buy a shirt for $97. Is it made of gold or some shit?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what the mind fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; damn taxes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpuivhjK0D1qitxuw.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is why I don’t believe in math.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ohmygod.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; I’m probably mindfucked forever :/&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In your pocket?! I don’t understand… &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHAT THE MOTHER OF FUCKING FUCK&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHAT. I DONT GET IT. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; WTF. I SAT HERE FOR 5 MINUTES WTF&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ok, I don’t get it, I’m sitting here trying to add it up on paper and figure it out but I’m completely mind fucked&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s a trick question - you wouldn’t add the dollar to the amount you  already owe your parents. You have it, not them, so it’s already  included in that $98. By giving them that dollar, you owe each of them  less ($97 total), not more (the $99 total given in the question).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, so you borrowed $50 from each parent and gave them each back $1. Now you owe each of them $49, yes? $49 + $49 = $98. You spent $97 on the shirt, and you kept $1 for yourself. $97 + $1 = the $98 you owe. So there is no missing dollar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To look at it another way, if you had given your parents the dollar, you would now owe each of them $48.50. $48 + $48.50 = $97, which is the amount you spent on the shirt. Again, no missing dollar.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14603516023</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14603516023</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:22:00 -0500</pubDate><category>wtf</category><category>math</category></item><item><title>That kind of day</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7ojdSOxx1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That kind of day&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14534937139</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14534937139</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:16:52 -0500</pubDate><category>beer</category><category>drinking</category><category>unhealthy coping mechanisms that are wonderful</category></item><item><title>Stocking up the closet office.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwd74zEkL51qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stocking up the closet office.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14367435987</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14367435987</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:19:46 -0500</pubDate><category>office</category><category>closet</category><category>cloffice</category><category>sin</category><category>writing</category><category>drinking</category><category>what to do in Nebraska</category></item><item><title>The office closet, or “cloffice”, is complete.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7outx4dW1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The office closet, or “cloffice”, is complete.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14330309340</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14330309340</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:30:44 -0500</pubDate><category>writing</category><category>productivity though sensory deprivation</category><category>but mostly just smoking weed</category></item><item><title>…AND GROWING</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7pqmpDdT1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;…AND GROWING&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14322454793</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14322454793</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:35:03 -0500</pubDate><category>groceries</category><category>alcohol</category><category>liquor</category><category>whiskey</category><category>whisky</category><category>scotch</category><category>midwest</category><category>enabling me</category></item><item><title>God damn it, Omaha. Stop that.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7ox3usKe1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;God damn it, Omaha. Stop that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14284912287</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14284912287</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:35:14 -0500</pubDate><category>omaha</category><category>nebraska</category></item><item><title>I knit socks!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7pt1Fvmh1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I knit socks!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14272612103</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14272612103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:13:59 -0500</pubDate><category>socks</category><category>knitting</category><category>crafts</category></item><item><title>Axel F (Theme from Beverly Hills Cop) - Harold Faltermeyer</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/14232104052/tumblr_lw7t71Mbom1qzwe28&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Axel F (Theme from Beverly Hills Cop) - &lt;span class="st"&gt;Harold Faltermeyer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14232104052</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14232104052</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:30:37 -0500</pubDate><category>eddie murphy</category><category>axel foley</category><category>beverly hills cop</category><category>soundtrack</category></item><item><title>Made onion rings.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7onvMrkZ1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Made onion rings.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14227250559</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14227250559</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:52:00 -0500</pubDate><category>onion rings</category><category>deep frying</category><category>food</category><category>fried food</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw27izFjyl1qzwe28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14084232921</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14084232921</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:54:34 -0500</pubDate><category>kyle maclachlan</category><category>blue velvet</category><category>david lynch</category></item><item><title>“Excuse me sir? The show’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok451LmFh1qm56n3o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Excuse me sir? The show’s over…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Get away, zitface.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Is the snack bar still open?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’m stuck in the chair!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“But I have nowhere to go…”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14062376329</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14062376329</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>the-critic</category><category>nyc</category><category>twin towers</category><category>tv</category><category>animation</category></item><item><title>lifejustgotawkward:

RIP Charles Napier, aka the voice of Duke...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsned5kG741r37w3co1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsned5kG741r37w3co2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifejustgotawkward.tumblr.com/post/11100482340/rip-charles-napier-aka-the-voice-of-duke-phillips"&gt;lifejustgotawkward&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;RIP Charles Napier, aka the voice of Duke Phillips on “The Critic.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What! How did I miss this? He was also the front man for the Good Ol’ Boys in the Blues Brothers movie, but in my heart he will always be Duke. RIP :’(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14029887275</link><guid>http://sweaterjunkie.com/post/14029887275</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>the-critic</category><category>rip</category><category>charles napier</category><category>rip charles napier</category><category>duke phillips</category></item></channel></rss>

