I’ve decided to update my Facebook with a more honest list for my “Activities and Interests”. Here’s what I currently have:
- Going for long drives
- Music
- Pop culture
- Animals
- Portmanteaux
- Road trips
And here is a much more accurate list:
- Eating other people’s food and then denying it later
- That “Dynamite” song by Taio Cruz
- Lying in bed with my clothes on in the middle of the day
- Hanging out with my pets so I’m not technically drinking alone
- Illegally pirating things. Lots and lots of things.
