why are you in funk?
P: i am in a funk
P: and i have been wrangling books about puberty all god damn day
J: why?
P: and i am pissed that it’s not thanksgiving and i didn’t get to sleep in
J: You are redonk.
P: i’ve seen more drawings of teenager private parts today than i care to admit.
What Phuong didn’t tell you is that’s true of pretty much every day for him.