i am suspicious that she might merely be impersonating an officer, though. isn’t that a felony?

i am suspicious that she might merely be impersonating an officer, though. isn’t that a felony?

(Source: queenspears)

Found via macbeths. Posted Saturday, December 10th, at 8:00 AM (∞).
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I need to work on being more subtextual and less metatextual

wise words from my friend Meg

Posted Friday, December 9th, at 4:00 PM (∞).
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The Chameleons - Swamp Thing

if this won’t do it for me, nothing will.

Posted Friday, December 9th, at 2:54 PM (∞).
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fyeahjonlovitz:

“Oh but I beg to differ. You see, the other dinosaurs and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to  Venezuela. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name  Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I’ve said too much…”

best line of best episode of best cartoon show of whatever year this was. ‘94? and that’s saying something since this is the same episode that has “i ordered WHITE tigers!” and “quyzbuk”.

fyeahjonlovitz:

“Oh but I beg to differ. You see, the other dinosaurs and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I’ve said too much…”

best line of best episode of best cartoon show of whatever year this was. ‘94? and that’s saying something since this is the same episode that has “i ordered WHITE tigers!” and “quyzbuk”.

Found via fyeahjonlovitz. Posted Friday, December 9th, at 12:12 PM (∞).
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feministpizza:strikeralan:


Take ALL cheese nips

You cute little fuck, you can have every last one of my cheese nips

feministpizza:strikeralan:

Take ALL cheese nips

You cute little fuck, you can have every last one of my cheese nips

Found via seapeas. Posted Friday, December 9th, at 8:00 AM (∞).
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(Source: guiltregret)

Found via barelysuppressedfirth. Posted Thursday, December 8th, at 10:24 PM (∞).
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incognitolibido:

The Critic

Also: my life.

incognitolibido:

The Critic

Also: my life.

Found via fyeahjonlovitz. Posted Thursday, December 8th, at 4:00 PM (∞).
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Posted Thursday, December 8th, at 3:57 PM (∞).
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Activate Crippling Depression and Agoraphobia - GO!

I’m reblogging this while locked in my closet locked in my bedroom and queuing up The Critic screencaps for the Jon Lovitz fan Tumblr I started that has almost 8 followers that aren’t me or my friend whom I made follow it. I’ve been chilling in here with marijuana and alternating rounds of anhedonia and panic all day. Maybe I should start up a Harold Ramis Tumblr too.

(Source: barelysarcasm)

Found via barelysarcasm. Posted Thursday, December 8th, at 2:38 PM (∞).
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