This is the DUMBEST SHIT I’ve read on ONTD in a while:

barbiepussy:

“idk, i am straight and fascinated by gay culture. everything i find interesting is considered “queer.” i watch gay themed movies and listen to music that is stereotypically gay, i pay attention to fashion and worship the divas, i take gay rights issues to heart and feel personally offended by gay attacks. i sort of think james is similar. i think you can be queer, without being queer. that probably doesn’t make sense to people but i identify more as gay than straight even though i am not necessarily attracted to the same sex.”


i identify more as gay than straight even though i am not necessarily attracted to the same sex. i identify more as gay than straight even though i am not necessarily attracted to the same sex.

No this person is totally legit! I have a similar thing where I identify more as black even though I’m white! I really like listening to Kanye West and one time my friend and I took the train to Oakland for an As game. Plus I really feel bad about Rodney King! That might not make sense to people, but I think you can be an oppressed minority without being an oppressed minority merely through exoticizing and mimicking the stereotypes of their culture.

Found via barbiepussy. Posted Wednesday, July 28th, at 12:58 PM (∞).
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Posted Tuesday, July 27th, at 7:49 PM (∞). Available in higher resolution.
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My mom has me on a tight leash and she’s being real protective so I gotta watch what I do. The girls show up wearing nothing sometimes or flash. I can’t lie, I’m 16, I don’t hate it.

Justin Bieber (via synecdoche)

Found via synecdoche. Posted Tuesday, July 27th, at 6:25 PM (∞).
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Moody Blues - In Your Wildest Dreams

Tumblr was a real bastard about uploading this earlier.

Posted Tuesday, July 27th, at 5:08 PM (∞).
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James Roday, Steve Franks Promise 'Twin Peaks' Episode Of 'Psych'

Posted Tuesday, July 27th, at 4:44 PM (∞).
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otp

otp

Posted Tuesday, July 27th, at 4:30 PM (∞).
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I’ve decided to update my Facebook with a more honest list for my “Activities and Interests”. Here’s what I currently have:

  • Going for long drives
  • Music
  • Pop culture
  • Animals
  • Portmanteaux
  • Road trips

And here is a much more accurate list:

  • Eating other people’s food and then denying it later
  • That “Dynamite” song by Taio Cruz
  • Lying in bed with my clothes on in the middle of the day
  • Hanging out with my pets so I’m not technically drinking alone
  • Illegally pirating things. Lots and lots of things.

Posted Tuesday, July 27th, at 1:30 PM (∞).
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truly amazing single star Amazon reviews of classic literary works

Novel: To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee


“I don’t see why this book is so fabulous. I would give it a zero. I find no point in writing a book about segregation, there’s no way of making it into an enjoyable book. And yes I am totally against segregation.”

Posted Monday, July 26th, at 5:43 PM (∞).
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Wait what? Dry lightning?

kelela:

A CRITICAL THUNDERSTORM PATTERN WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THIS EVENING. THUNDERSTORMS WILL PRODUCE ABUNDANT DRY LIGHTNING FOR THE LOWER ELEVATIONS OF NORTHEASTERN CALIFORNIA AND WESTERN NEVADA.

THUNDERSTORMS MAY HAVE SOME MODERATE TO LOCALLY HEAVY PRECIPITATION IN THE CORES…BUT FAST STORM MOTIONS WILL PROVIDE ABUNDANT DRY LIGHTNING STRIKES ON STORM PERIPHERIES AND THE THREAT OF NUMEROUS NEW FIRE STARTS.

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Wait WHAT? [Again, I know.] And winds up to 50MPH?!? Wow. 

Yeah, we’re getting some crazy wind here in Nevada! Dry lightening sounds nutso (but not as bad as greased lightening so I’m not too worried).

Found via kelela. Posted Monday, July 26th, at 5:29 PM (∞).
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Fuck it. Maybe I’ll take a nap too. I’ve got nothing else to do.

(via brave-slut)

yep.

Found via brave-slut. Posted Monday, July 26th, at 1:54 PM (∞).
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